I know, I know, I’m sorry, I’m sorry. I moved to NYC and became a delinquent poster again.

Here are rants three, four, and five. Enjoy!

Rant 3: Dog grooming!

Rant 4: Orange Juice!

Rant 5: Facial Deformities.

*Please note before watching this video. Unlike the others, which are pretty banal, this rant is extremely mean-spirited and not politically correct. It’s supposed to be. This is the initial offense that Lauren commits against her roommate Rachel, the first in a series that sets up the major conflict in the film Vlog. The action of the film starts when Rachel has reached her boiling point, so the rants are a bit of a history lesson that, like the film, also stand alone. Lauren shows some true colors in this video, when she rants about the “weird facial deformities” of Rachel’s new boyfriend, Paul, which immediately leads to their break up. The event is referenced in the film after Lauren inadvertently also leads to Rachel’s break up with Pat. Ok, disclaimer stated, please don’t come after me with angry mobs and pitchforks.